It started so simply - "Who wants a snack?" I surveyed the fridge & returned with an assortment of crackers, Cheddar & Havarti cheese, apple slices, celery & carrot sticks, and a little ranch dressing. I set the platter on the table without realizing the full implications of the experiment that I had just created.
Before I go any farther, I must admit - I am generally, as Tim would say, a "food purist." I prefer that different components of my meal not intermingle (i.e. I don't like my side items touching my main course). This has been true since I was a child... in fact, my parents gave me a set of divided plates when I went away to college (which I *treasure* to this day!). Anyhow, with my naive "purist" thought process, I assumed the food would be eaten in certain combinations. These were the only options that ever would have occurred to me:
The lesson to be learned for everyone else? A visit to my house might just result in you being the unaware subject of detailed research.
Before I go any farther, I must admit - I am generally, as Tim would say, a "food purist." I prefer that different components of my meal not intermingle (i.e. I don't like my side items touching my main course). This has been true since I was a child... in fact, my parents gave me a set of divided plates when I went away to college (which I *treasure* to this day!). Anyhow, with my naive "purist" thought process, I assumed the food would be eaten in certain combinations. These were the only options that ever would have occurred to me:
- Cheese & Crackers
- Celery/Carrot Sticks & Ranch
- Apples (or any other ingredient option) eaten solo
- Apples & Cheese
- Apples & Ranch
- Apples & Crackers
- Celery & Cheese
- Carrots & Cheese
- Carrots & Crackers & Ranch
The lesson to be learned for everyone else? A visit to my house might just result in you being the unaware subject of detailed research.
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