Crusty Pizzamouth

In honor of going in to school...
In the children's book Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey, Professor Pippy P. Poopypants wants to share his brilliant inventions with everyone & help the world. His problem, however is that everyone laughs at his name & doesn't take his inventions seriously. Professor Poopypants finally gets fed up & comes up with a plan to force the world to change their names so that everyone will have a silly name. This way no one will make fun of each other.

Following Professor Poopypants' name-changing system, my name is... Crusty Pizzamouth

Lovely. Really.

You can find you're name here.